Type of insult: Showbiz insults

Nobody thought he could play a Scot

But look at him now.

I find you a little wooden

How do you psycje yourself up?

Rolling the eyes

He always plays the same basic character.

Like a condom

Filled with walnuts.

The best time I ever had

Was when I pushed her down the stairs.

Confusing

You are confusing your talent.

Are you aware

The whole herd had to be destroyed.

No other Australian

Has inflicted more grief.