Type of insult: Political insults

Spit in their mouths

I wouldn’t spit in their mouths if their teeth were on fire

A foetus

The Tories have elected a foetus as leader.

His nates from his cubitum

He is either mad or so in awe of himself that he now is unable to distinguish his nates from his cubitum.

Stupid or not?

Either he’s too stupid to understand that they spent all the money that they possibly could when they were in power…

Joined at the hip

Pathetic devotion to Gordon Brown and his insane policies

Bag lady

She is a half-mad old bag lady

The polecat

A semi house-trained polecat

Woolly hatted lickspittles

Woolly-hatted, muesli-eating, Tory lick-spittles.