Type of insult: Insults and comebacks

Cricketing comeback

At least I’m playing for my own country.

If I were your wife…

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.

You’re drunk

Tomorrow morning I shall be sober. A legendary comeback.

Bring a friend – if you have one.

Bring a friend – if you have one.

I don’t say lawyers are crooks

But you must admit that the profession doesn’t exactly make angels of men.

Burger eating

Burger eating invasion monkeys

Gallows or the pox

That must depend on whether I embrace your lordship’s principles or your mistress.

A cheesemonger

He looked and spoke like a cheesemonger.