Type of insult: Famous insults

Leave our flies alone

Who needs friends like these – a cricketing insult.

Two great teams

Us and our reserves.

Flat track bully

He was a flat track bully.


You are confusing your talent.

Are you aware

The whole herd had to be destroyed.

The swish-swash of the press

The bum of impudency, the shambles of beastliness..

The only fellow

To fall in love with himself and remain faithful.

If Everton were playing

I’d draw the curtains.