Insult archive: Tony Banks

A foetus

The Tories have elected a foetus as leader.

Bag lady

She is a half-mad old bag lady

Woolly hatted lickspittles

Woolly-hatted, muesli-eating, Tory lick-spittles.

Vlad the Impaler

He is undoubtedly living proof that a pig’s bladder on a stick can be elected as an MP.

A sex starved boa

She behaves with all the sensitivity of a sex-starved boa constrictor

The Prince of Darkness

Peter Mandelson is a sweet guy, you know.

The same as Bluebeard

He is a man whose contribution to the arts is about the same as Bluebeard’s contribution to the institution of marriage.

Irony removed

Michael Howard, who has had his sense of irony surgically removed…