Insult archive: The Ashes

Cricketing comeback

At least I’m playing for my own country.

A bit of a joke

When he was wetting himself

The mincing run up

Of someone chasing after a bus.

No other Australian

Has inflicted more grief.

Uneducated and unruly

An uneducated and unruly mob.

The only fellow

To fall in love with himself and remain faithful.