Insult archive: Thatcher

Bag lady

She is a half-mad old bag lady

The mouth of Marilyn Monroe

She has the mouth of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula.

You look and look

The thing about Mrs Thatcher was there was a character to assassinate.

A sex starved boa

She behaves with all the sensitivity of a sex-starved boa constrictor

As friendly as the plague

She is about as environmentally friendly as the bubonic plague.

Thatcher’s Middle East policy

She probably thinks Sinai is the plural of sinus.