Insult archive: Ricky Gervais

I had to pop his teeth in

That’s nothing, I had just had to help him off the toilet and pop his teeth in

Want to see Cher?

Do you want to go see Cher? No. Why not? Because it’s not 1975.

Charlie Sheen’s breakfast

It’s going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking

The Tourist – 3D?

It seems like everything this year was three-dimensional… except the characters in The Tourist.