Insult archive: Prime Minister

Spit in their mouths

I wouldn’t spit in their mouths if their teeth were on fire

Poetry might have made him less disastrous

But the heartiest diet of Emily Dickinson and William Allingham could not have loosened the knot of aggressive melancholy that made his character so unequal to his chosen vocation

If I were your wife…

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.

You’re drunk

Tomorrow morning I shall be sober. A legendary comeback.

A municipal drainpipe

He saw foreign policy through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.

The smallest amount of thought

The smallest amount of thought.. Ramsay Macdonald insulted by Churchill.

The mouth of Marilyn Monroe

She has the mouth of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula.

Bring a friend – if you have one.

Bring a friend – if you have one.