Insult archive: Presidents

The politically immature president

How can a guy this politically immature seriously expect to be President?

A shortsighted, crapulous mass

What a poor, ignorant, malicious, shortsighted, crapulous mass is Tom Paine’s Common Sense

A triumph

A triumph of the embalmer’s art.

It is rumble and bumble

It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish and crawls inanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh.

He has the integrity of a hyena

And the style of a poisonous toad.

Quite proud of all these things

Unusually incurious, abnormally unintelligent.

Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy

I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine

The prince

US politician Jerry Brown’s insulting opinion of Bill Clinton.