Insult archive: Football

The wrong team

Because he was in it.

He covers every blade of grass

But that’s because of his first touch

Two great teams

Us and our reserves.

A postage stamp

You’d need to fold it in half.

So dull

He once made the papers for a one in a bed romp

It’s a great place

The only thing wrong is the seats

Charming

One of the lease charming people I have come across.

Ponderous as a carthorse

It is hardly his fault