Insult archive: Diplomacy

Do the right thing

Americans always try to do the right thing.

The role of Belgium

Belgium is just a country invented by the British.

A silk stocking

He is a silk stocking filled with….

The mouth of Marilyn Monroe

She has the mouth of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula.

Cheese eating

Cheese eating surrender monkeys.

A surprised llama

What can you do with a man who looks like a female llama

Like mercury

With a fork.

International House of Pancakes

Bill Clinton’s foreign policy experience.