Insult archive: cricket

Deflate yourself

You balloon.

Leave our flies alone

Who needs friends like these – a cricketing insult.

As pains in the arse go

He takes some beating.

He was a prick

And that’s paying him a compliment.

A lump of halibut

Plucked straight from the freezer.

A bit of a joke

When he was wetting himself

The mincing run up

Of someone chasing after a bus.

Flat track bully

He was a flat track bully.