Insult archive: Churchill

Do the right thing

Americans always try to do the right thing.

If I were your wife…

If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee.

A bloodthirsty guttersnipe

A monster of wickedness, insatiable in his lust for blood and plunder

You’re drunk

Tomorrow morning I shall be sober. A legendary comeback.

The smallest amount of thought

The smallest amount of thought.. Ramsay Macdonald insulted by Churchill.

As if I were straining stool

It makes me look as if I were straining stool.

A squalid nuisance

He will be as great a curse to this country in peace as he was a squalid nuisance in time of war

Bring a friend – if you have one.

Bring a friend – if you have one.