Insult archive: Art

No other Australian

Has inflicted more grief.

As if I were straining stool

It makes me look as if I were straining stool.

A decorator tainted

A decorator tainted with insanity.

They would think we were just savages

If people dug up remains of this civilisation a thousand years hence …

A shameful sore

This is a young man’s practical joke, a shameful sore not worth exhibiting in this way.