Insult archive: Actors

Nobody thought he could play a Scot

But look at him now.

I find you a little wooden

How do you psycje yourself up?

Rolling the eyes

He always plays the same basic character.

Like a condom

Filled with walnuts.

The best time I ever had

Was when I pushed her down the stairs.


You are confusing your talent.

The Austrian Oak

From bodybuilding to acting.

She turned down the role

Because she couldn’t remember the lines.