Famous and funny insults

Two great teams

Us and our reserves.

A postage stamp

You’d need to fold it in half.

So dull

He once made the papers for a one in a bed romp

It’s a great place

The only thing wrong is the seats

Nobody thought he could play a Scot

But look at him now.

I find you a little wooden

How do you psycje yourself up?


One of the lease charming people I have come across.

Rolling the eyes

He always plays the same basic character.