Deflate yourself
You balloon.
Famous and funny insults
Leave our flies alone
Who needs friends like these – a cricketing insult.
As pains in the arse go
He takes some beating.
He was a prick
And that’s paying him a compliment.
Cricketing comeback
At least I’m playing for my own country.
The wrong team
Because he was in it.
A lump of halibut
Plucked straight from the freezer.
He covers every blade of grass
But that’s because of his first touch